I just need sleep. I am not asking for a million dollars

I think I should go back to bed. Or I need to get to bed sooner. I don't think I have slept one full night since May 11, 2004. (yes that is Jeb's b-day)
I think it is starting to show...(any of you who have ever worked with me are probably saying that it has been showing for quite a while :0)
But this morning was different. I'll explain.
1. I am to be out of bed by 6am, my eyes opened to my alarm clock reading 6:18.
2. Go to get in the shower, stand on the scale (why I do this to myself every morning I dont know), but the scale went said "EEEEE" (error) God, I must be eating food from Hell.
3. Jeb doesnt want to get out of bed! He wants to lay in his new toddler bed, I tried to get him to sleep in this toddler bed last night, but nooooo he wanted to play and sing songs. (I ended up letting him scream himself to sleep in the crib)
4. I am ready to leave and remember I was supposed to leave early to get gas...didn't happen.
5. Drop the kids off at the babysitter...her little poodle puppy decides to snip at Jeb. Great. He is crying...he's ok, it just scared him.
6. It's raining. My hair can't take the rain. I now have Llama hair- Dont laugh you know that's what it looks like when it is wet and curly. (how my husband finds me attractive is beyond my understanding....)
7. Ok, I go to get gas....card declined..."WHAT!"- payday was Friday...I swipe it again...it goes through.
8. Pull into work. Ahhh, finally. We have new doors at work; you must scan your card then the door will open. Well this morning I forgot about the new system. You guessed it. SMACKed right into the glass. Luckily only the security camera saw me.

Well say a prayer for me. There are 16 more hours in this day.